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Here are 4 fishing jokes that you can share with your wife (non explicit)

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Here are four fishing jokes that you can share with your wife

Here are four fishing jokes that you can share with your wife:

  1. The Fishing Trip: Husband: “I’m going on a fishing trip.” Wife: “Okay, don’t catch too many fish.” Husband: “Don’t worry, I always throw the little ones back – especially the one that got away.”
  2. Fishy Excuses: Wife: “Why are you always fishing on the weekends?” Husband: “Well, honey, I have to. The fish would get lonely without me!”
  3. Fish Whisperer: Wife: “You spend more time talking to the fish than to me!” Husband: “Well, the fish are great listeners, and they never interrupt with shopping lists.”
  4. Fishy Love: Wife: “You love fishing more than you love me.” Husband: “That’s not true, dear. If I had to choose between you and a big fish, I’d choose you… after I catch the fish!”

Remember, humor is subjective, so gauge your wife’s sense of humor before sharing these jokes.

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